It's a Midwest thing.  Sometimes you just need to "Sneak right past ya" to get where you're going. 

Let's be honest, there's nothing worse than your cold beverage becoming warm on a hot summer day on the shores of Lake Michigan, or your fingers becoming frostbit because your frosty can of Faygo or local microbrew is just too darn cold to handle. Introducing, the High Five Threads Can Hugger. The felt lined interior will cuddle up to your can and keep it cool while the neoprene exterior will keep your fingers from falling off from the frigid aluminum.